I’ve been writing “Prefect Boyfriend Checklist”s since I was 12-years-old. And for whatever reason, I never grow tired of them.

The Essentials

1. Taller than me (I’m officially extremely serious about this one).

2. Attractive.

3. Has a stable job that provides disposable income.

4. Emotionally available. Physically available.

5. Drinks.

6. Responds to text messages within 1 hour.

7. Actually interested in being with me “for real” (and by “for real” I mean for the next 3 or 4 months).

8. Doesn’t live with his parents.

Other Wonderful Attributes

1. Chill – meaning not too extroverted.

2. Loves to party.

3. Confident, honest, well-versed in something.

4. An overall nice guy.

Add-ons

1. Incredibly sexy abs.

2. Loves house music.

3. Enjoys rooftop bars.